just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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