Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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