I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
This toilet bowl is my home.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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