Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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