Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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