Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?