I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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