We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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