I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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