I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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