walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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