you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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