You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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