did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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