I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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