butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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