i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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