well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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