Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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