Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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