He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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