yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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