We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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