i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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