if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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