She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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