Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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