god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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