I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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