Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
