I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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