"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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