How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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