3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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