That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
