Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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