So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
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it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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