She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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