even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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