i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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