i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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