Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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