I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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