Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
It's Friday. Sex?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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