I think my vagina is haunted
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
God I need to hump something, right now.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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