the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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