Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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