But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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