I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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