How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
