Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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