idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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